Six Impossible Things

In short, as the world collapses around us, we drop the ball in two simultaneous wars and fuck up the mid-east even more, consistently watch the ongoing idiocy in Israel and Palestine deteriorate, get roped into a revolution, fuck up the economy, fuck up healthcare, fuck up taxes, watch big business fuck us all the way to the bank and do nothing about it, fuck up education, hemmorage money, become a world class fucking joke I’m SUPER GLAD OUR TOP FUCKING PRIORITIES ARE BRINGING STYROFOAM BACK TO THE HOUSE CAFETERIA AND WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO WITH HER UTERUS.

Oh yeah, thanks for prioritizing jobs and shit for the unemployed. Great work. You’re right, the greatest threat to national security is what a woman can and can’t do with her body. You’re right. I had NO IDEA that the key to our viability as a nation lay with that choice. Wow, solving the nation’s problems really is just that easy.

I love it when my brother gets riled up about politics.

(via thenelsontwins)

(Source: salon.com, via thenelsontwins)

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   I love it when my brother gets riled

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