I got a Scientologist’s back. I don’t have Scientology’s back, cause that shit is crazy, but if you’re some herb that’s into Scientology, I’m not hating on you. What I’m saying is, lay off Tom Cruise and Beck. I always hear people going around hating on Tom Cruise and Beck because they are Scientologists. Admittedly Tom Cruise deserves some hate. But not because he’s a Scientologist. Hating people for their religious beliefs is so last World War. And the last World War is, frankly, played out. We’ve all seen a lifetime’s worth of the holocaust and “we’re the most wondrous gang of ragtag yet brave young men that have ever walked the earth” soldier flicks. But even beyond the passe aspects, I’m just sick of this religious persecution, even for something as wackadoodle and arguably sinister as Scientology. People act like they’re the religion it’s okay to hate. Not the Jews. Who blow people up. Or the Muslims. Who blow people up, sometimes even just for drawing pictures of their God. Or the Catholics. Their religious leaders raped communities full of little boys. And they also blow people up, too, by the way. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to ostracize a Catholic individual because he’s Catholic. No sir, I got too much love in my heart. And that love in my heart stems from my religion, Keeping It Realogy. I think all of those Scientologist haters should take heed of the basic tenant of my heavenly religion: don’t hate the player, hate the game.