Six Impossible Things

I proudly present the six impossible things I've been known to believe before breakfast.
And maybe a few more.

Suddenly I wonder how anyone ever kept a straight face in the Riker-sits-down scenes.  Yes, sure they’re trained actors, but if I saw that happen, I’d break so fast each and every time there’d never be a clean take.  Who do you think you are, Riker?  The Space Cowboy?

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Somewhere in Reno, NV, a casino is missing most of its carpet, because Beyonce wore it last night to the Met Gala in NYC.

Dlisted | Be Very Afraid

It’s so damn funny because it’s true.  

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Fantastic subtitles. 

ifc:

Fantastic subtitles. 

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I’ve just been promoted to Manager of the Jealous Department.  
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I’ve just been promoted to Manager of the Jealous Department.  

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When I think “punk”, I do not think of Tory Burch, Valentino, Ralph Lauren, or of anyone in this photo.  

When I think “punk”, I do not think of Tory Burch, Valentino, Ralph Lauren, or of anyone in this photo.  

Solange Knowles, please give me your wardrobe.  K thx bye.

Solange Knowles, please give me your wardrobe.  K thx bye.

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I didn’t get the first response, but I’m super glad I got the second. 

I didn’t get the first response, but I’m super glad I got the second.