“30 Rocks” from “Sesame Street” in which Liz Lemon is, uh, a lemon.

“I’m looking at the kooky skeleton right now!”

Food Themed Theme Park
This is my new big money making idea and since I trust all 6 of you so implicitly, I’m going to share it.

FOODLAND
(yes, I know there might be a problem with this name, but it’s in its conception phase so gimme a break)

The Pitch:
With obesity sweeping the nation, what better way to celebrate our obsession with cramming things down our gullets than a theme park dedicated to sweet sustenance!?!

The Rides:
Ferris Wheel of Brie
Salt & Pepper Shakers (too easy)
The Noodler
Bumper Carbs (instead of cars, it’s little loaves of bread!)
The Salad Spinner (think swings, but in the shape of lettuce, sliced tomatoes, and other salad fixin’s!)
Fad Diet Roller Coaster

The Games:
Onion Ring Toss - hook an onion ring on a ketchup bottle and win a prize!
Pie Toss - pie the face of a clown and win a prize!
Bottle Toss - knock the milk bottles over with a stuffed cupcake and win a prize!
The Dunkin’ Booth - sponsored by Dunkin’ Donuts (guy in doughnut suit falls into a giant cup of coffee)
Martini! - roll giant olives into martini glasses and win a prize!
Wack-A-Souffle - make those souffles fall and win a prize!

1.  Butterbonanza at the Deer Creek Club

2.  Kemoll’s cheese garlicstravaganza

3.  Westwood Country Club’s cheese bageliciousness

4.  Jalapeño focacciawesomes from Social, the restaurant in the Hotel Lumen

1.  ”Book Leave”

I have always admired the completely un-self-conscious among us - the people that sing in cars with abandon, the blatant nose pickers, the Michael Jackson-dancing bus riders.  This is a montage of a cat doing the latter over the course of 15 months filmed by a person who worked in the office across the street.  And it is the pinnacle of the Mt. Everest of un-self-conscious behavior.

via thedailywhat

Way to go, World!  You know what we need now?  A “book” by Sarah Palin!  Yeah!  That’s what we need!  You know what else?  How’s about another epidemic that’s really not that terrible that we have to hear about endlessly during every…news…break…on…NPR!  Say, you know what we haven’t had in awhile?  National fervor over a cheap parent-fueled publicity stunt!  Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s completely ignore the planet we live on and its mass destruction at our hands in favor of another pointless celebrity “designed” fashion line!  I can hardly wait to see what other nonsense we can whip up to keep us from actually thinking about things that matter like preventing starvation and needless death in Africa, ending overfishing, teaching kids rather than gawking at them on TV, curtailing our use of fossil fuels, and actually learning about other countries before we engage them in pointless wars!

mattlehrer:

[R]esearchers just concluded that the prospects for the world’s coral reefs’ survival are so slim that a plan must be launched to freeze samples in liquid nitrogen and preserve them for future generations.

I have no funny caption at this time.

(via livejamie)

Ketchup?  Catsup…  Ketchup?  Catsup…

Oh, I can hear it now.

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Loved Molls vs. Tess.  And, admittedly, that was the only one I watched.  I’m at work, people.  I went with what I knew.  Give me a break.

tesslynch:

6od:

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