June 2012
PEOPLE OF EARTH
We don’t need a remake of “The Thin Man”, especially not one starring Johnny Depp.
And while we’re on the subject, I never thought he was all that attractive. I don’t know what all of you see in him.
There. I said it.
Move along. Nothing more to see here.
Quit looking at me like that.
Oh, please. He’s not that cute. Maybe, like, 25 years ago he was a...
“I mean, why does everything have to be an [effing] pool party? Why? Why? Why...”
– One half of a sublime cell phone conversation overheard in the Columbia Heights Target this morning. Set it to music and make it a song of summer. (via washingtonpoststyle)
Craig, you effing donkey.
Welcome to the Missouri Driving School →
Dear drivers of St. Louis,
I know for a fact that you clearly need a refresher course and after a little research, this seems to be the best for all of you with locations all over the metro area. Perhaps you could get a group discount!
Good luck!
“We’d like to take a moment during The Savages trailer to bemoan the fact that...”
– Gossip Girl Recap: I’d Hoped You’d Outgrown Such Behavior — Vulture
I completely agree.
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As we enter wedding season, I’d like to present some responses that you SHOULD have written on those little RSVP cards.
pups & order →
This is currently a thing at the house. Dewey is no fan of the Law & Order: SVU theme song, but he doesn’t sing along - he attacks the television.
pint size bakery & coffee in saint louis →
My birthday buddy Christy Augustin has a bakery! She’s a fabulous person (and a fantastic baker) and I’m so delighted for her - and insanely happy that if I’m really ambitious, I could walk to pick up cookies! It’s right next to Pietro’s so go check it out, Louers.
