PEOPLE OF EARTH
We don’t need a remake of “The Thin Man”, especially not one starring Johnny Depp. And while we’re on the subject, I never thought he was all that attractive. I don’t know what all of you see in him. There. I said it. Move along. Nothing more to see here. Quit looking at me like that. Oh, please. He’s not that cute. Maybe, like, 25 years ago he was a...
I mean, why does everything have to be an [effing] pool party? Why? Why? Why...– One half of a sublime cell phone conversation overheard in the Columbia Heights Target this morning. Set it to music and make it a song of summer. (via washingtonpoststyle) Craig, you effing donkey.
Welcome to the Missouri Driving School →
Dear drivers of St. Louis, I know for a fact that you clearly need a refresher course and after a little research, this seems to be the best for all of you with locations all over the metro area. Perhaps you could get a group discount! Good luck!
We’d like to take a moment during The Savages trailer to bemoan the fact that...– Gossip Girl Recap: I’d Hoped You’d Outgrown Such Behavior — Vulture I completely agree.
Répondez by Nathaniel Missildine →
As we enter wedding season, I’d like to present some responses that you SHOULD have written on those little RSVP cards.
pups & order →
This is currently a thing at the house. Dewey is no fan of the Law & Order: SVU theme song, but he doesn’t sing along - he attacks the television.
pint size bakery & coffee in saint louis →
My birthday buddy Christy Augustin has a bakery! She’s a fabulous person (and a fantastic baker) and I’m so delighted for her - and insanely happy that if I’m really ambitious, I could walk to pick up cookies! It’s right next to Pietro’s so go check it out, Louers.