Well, first, “Jeffrey”, there aren’t any strip-girls allowed to dance in St. Louis. You gotta go to EAST St. Louis for that action. And second, I’ve seen enough “Law & Order: SVU” and “The X-Files” to know that the phenomenon of missing time can be ascribed to many things including having more than “a few drinks”. Third, aliens are totally possible, but I doubt that any of them are Jewish doctors named “Lewinsky”. C’mon, “Jeffrey”, get it together, man.