May 2012
April 2012
“It happened eleven years ago in St. Louis, Missouri at an exotic dancing bar. I went in there to just have a few drinks and look at some strip-girls dance around the pole. And this guy comes in out of nowhere and he was black in color but he had a very strange voice. And he knew things about me that no-one in the bar knew. Like how many trips I took. He knew things I was doing. He knew when my parents were going to die and what they were going to die of. Then he tells me he’s here to abduct me and replace forty nine chips [in my body]. Dr. Lewinsky one of those Grey hybrids was going to do the operation. And they were going to take me aboard a flying saucer. […] I was swept up for like three hours and they did exactly what they said they were going to do to me and then took me back to the bar and woke me up and I lost three hours in time.”
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Cat People, Strippers and Telekinesis: Tales From Alien Abductees | Raw File | Wired.com
Well, first, “Jeffrey”, there aren’t any strip-girls allowed to dance in St. Louis. You gotta go to EAST St. Louis for that action. And second, I’ve seen enough “Law & Order: SVU” and “The X-Files” to know that the phenomenon of missing time can be ascribed to many things including having more than “a few drinks”. Third, aliens are totally possible, but I doubt that any of them are Jewish doctors named “Lewinsky”. C’mon, “Jeffrey”, get it together, man.
Whispering Glades: Not to Scale →
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I’m going to make an effort to change the way people in the media refer to scale.
For example they love these dramatic flourishes when speaking of measurements, for example, “that’s enough to fill 50 Olympic sized swimming pools!” or “that’s that’s as heavy as 25 747’s” or “if laid end to end,…
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Classical music radio may soon return to St. Louis →
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This is a thrilling development. I look forward to the brand new broadcasts!
