I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.– Groucho Marx This sums up so much about the last week.
George W. Bush Nixes Denver Visit, Citing Invite... →
Holly has Tom Brokaw’s phone in her pocket. That is all.
Things That Happen When You Work 12 Hours A Day...
1. You get inordinately angry at Pandora for not knowing that Genesis and Phil Collins are essentially the same goddamn thing. C’MON, PANDORA! It’s the HALL & OATES STATION! GAH! 2. You eat salsa out of the jar with a spoon because you spilled your tortilla chips but are still hungry. 3. You start losing layers of clothes. First come the shoes. Statement necklace next....
Mubarak is the Brett Favre of Politics
He’s going to retire. Everyone says he is. Then he makes a speech and says he doesn’t want to retire. Then a day later he does. And people say women are fickle.
It’s like kissing a scallop.– Julie Layton
You need to follow the laws just like everybody else. Look around this room —...– Superior Court Judge Keith L. Schwartz to Lindsay Lohan during her felony grand-theft hearing. She pled “not guilty.” [mytv.] (via thedailywhat) My idea: Lindsay should hire me to be her mother. She’d save so much in lawyer and court fees.
You know you've been working too much when...
you laugh so hard you start crying because someone has written “lip chart” instead of “flip chart”. And that’s 4,000 posts everyone! Confetti cannon…GO!!!
I wanted a jean that made me look taller and skinnier, which I think most people...– Georgia May Jagger Go on, girl!
The Thing About "The Social Network"
Here’s the thing about “The Social Network” - it’s a pretty good movie, but it’s not an award-winning movie. Yes, the young twenty-somethings that clog my dash with photos of its stars will vehemently disagree with me. To them it is nothing short of profound. And yeah, I don’t worship at the altar of Sorkin either so maybe the two major things it has going...
In Japan the fear of being led astray by an untrustworthy spirit-fox is so...– Oh, Japan! You so crazy awesome! via somethingchanged and a book about foxes
Who knew there were so many words! It’s like a Mos Def CD!– Tracy Jordan when HE messed up the National Anthem. Take a lesson, former Mouseketeers.
Favorite show recap comment: ”And that’s how that one’s gonna go. Let’s take a 5 minute bio break and meet back here to figure out what we’ve gotta do next.” thenelsontwins: Post Show Notes: Show 1: complete. International live broadcast: complete. T-shirt cannon bombardment: incomplete. Cannon 2 failed miserably. — That was a great rehearsal...
Kenneth Cole's Pain Is Your Gain →
inspired by the horribly offensive kenneth cole tweet earlier today, someone has, of course, already created a new twitter account full of new ideas for KC. these tweets are hilarious. here it is: http://twitter.com/#!/kennethcolePR via the commander in chic And here’s my favorites: Ready to hang yourself ‘cuz of dad’s ponzi scheme? You won’t be able to resist our...
"Father Figure" by George Michael
Creepy song for a wedding couple’s first dance or CREEPIEST song for a wedding couple’s first dance?