November 2011
American Airlines, which posted a $1.45 billion loss in the second quarter of 2008 alone, claimed that the new fees—including the Taking A Shower Fee, the Knowing What An Airplane Looks Like Fee, and the Eating E.L. Fudge Cookies While Watching A Rerun Of HouseFee—will help the company rebound. According to internal projections, the airline will recoup $500 million in the next three months alone, with nearly 80 percent of that revenue coming from citizens asleep at home.
I Held A Boombox Over My Head
We Lived In Seattle In The 90’s
I Showed A Black Man The Money
I Followed A Rock Band Around Even Though I Was Very Young
I Lost My Face
My Dad Died Then I Listened To Some CDs This Chick Made Me
via nprfreshair:
“Wait Wait” creator Doug Berman says it would be a typical show, “except NPR has to add a budget line for pants.”
Blake Lively = Mushmouth from Fat Albert. Good golly I can’t tolerate
her. Why can’t it just be “Capers With Blair & Chuck”?