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Nov 29, 2011
American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source → theonion.com

American Airlines, which posted a $1.45 billion loss in the second quarter of 2008 alone, claimed that the new fees—including the Taking A Shower Fee, the Knowing What An Airplane Looks Like Fee, and the Eating E.L. Fudge Cookies While Watching A Rerun Of HouseFee—will help the company rebound. According to internal projections, the airline will recoup $500 million in the next three months alone, with nearly 80 percent of that revenue coming from citizens asleep at home.

Nov 29, 2011
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#amber valletta
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#liliana dominguez
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Pleased By The Marketing Simplicity Inherent In Just Stating The Plot Right In The Title Of His Movie "We Bought A Zoo," Cameron Crowe Goes Back And Re-Titles His Past Films

stephenfalk:

I Held A Boombox Over My Head

We Lived In Seattle In The 90’s

I Showed A Black Man The Money

I Followed A Rock Band Around Even Though I Was Very Young

I Lost My Face

My Dad Died Then I Listened To Some CDs This Chick Made Me

Nov 27, 201128 notes
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“You should thank god you didn’t die in Italy.” —Juno, my caseworker
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#Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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Wait Wait ...Don't Tell Me gets its own TV show! → nytimes.com

via nprfreshair:

“Wait Wait” creator Doug Berman says it would be a typical show, “except NPR has to add a budget line for pants.”

Nov 17, 2011643 notes
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Nov 16, 2011
Gossip Girl Observation

Blake Lively = Mushmouth from Fat Albert. Good golly I can’t tolerate
her. Why can’t it just be “Capers With Blair & Chuck”?

Nov 15, 2011
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