If this is the “medium” salsa, the “mild” must just be tomato paste. C’mon Newman’s Own, give me something!
My first lost suitcase! I feel like a real traveler now!
I don’t know why people have TV. In the hour I’ve been watching hotel cable, I’ve seen two idiots look for a house, an entire show about tattoos, some experiment that required dry ice in a toilet, ohmygod how bad is NCIS?, the joke that was “Get Smart”, and a show all about the tree man. Absolutely nothing in this hour made me feel smarter, amused, entertained, or even remotely happy about sitting here - save the Quaker Oats ” Go humans go” tagline. That’s pure genius.
Dream job: Bernie in “Weekend at Bernie’s”
I have never understood the argument that the US should be allowed to have and test nuclear weapons but others should not.(via mattlehrer)
I dunno who they’re trying to fool with their sauce portions.
Dude that looks like 80s Arsenio. (Hall, not Billingham.)