April 2009
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The first step is admitting you're powerless over your addiction
Hey Laura & Tina! Our dear ol’ friend (ha ha) would be broke by the end of one little ol’ status meeting!
Wells Fargo is requiring employees to donate $100 to charity every time they’re caught looking at their Blackberry during a meeting.
Sweetiepie Restaurant →
sweetiepierestaurant.com
My dear old friend Gwyneth Paltrow told me about this restaurant and I can’t wait to go and pretend to be Eloise and eat treats in the big birdcage.
Complaint #405
This definitely resonates with me.
“Every time I answer my office phone and hang it up the cord twists once, by lunch I have to unplug it and untangle the cord. Why can’t I have a cordless phone in my office?”
-Whine by Nick Griffith
There is an Alexander McQueen RTW sale today on Gilt Groupe.
Why don’t I have $2,000 just lying around? Why?
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“I didn’t kiss anyone until I was 16 1/2 . The kiss in the pilot [with Michael Cera] was my first kiss ever.”
—A prom date for Alia Shawkat - Los Angeles Times
