Six Impossible Things
February 2009
One Girl's Opinion On Jobs Running Late
“Well, I don’t like delivering things late, but we have to face the reality of the situation.
And if what I liked were reality, I’d be ridin’ around on unicorns 24-fuckin’-7…….and I think we both know that ain’t reality.”
“The plot involves a cheerleading competition along the lines of the one in “Bring It On!” (2000), the “Citizen Kane” of cheerleader movies.”
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He’s right. So very, very right.
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The Talent Pool I'm up Against
Favorite parts:
Worked closely with top fashion icons in Grand Junction
can lift 80 lbs barbells
2005-2007: Fuzzy Bunny’s Dance Bar.
- Bartender, bouncer and marketing representative.
- Excelled at managing female employees schedules while monitoring their interaction with customers.
- Obtained excellent interpersonal skills and developed very influential and life long relationships.
Internet
I am tired of seeing posts about the following, in no particular order:
1) i can has cheezeburger
2) anything relating to cupcakes
and
3) anything about how much people love New York City
please stop with all of that.
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Learn More About: Dark Energy →
hubblesite.org
Why hasn’t there been a movie made about dark energy? The copy on the site reads like a trailer: “Scientists have found that an unexplained force is changing our universe, forcing galazies farther and farther apart, stretching the very fabric of space faster and faster. If unchecked, this mystery force could be the death of the universe, tearing even its atoms apart.” Now just add in “and one man stands in its way”, get that thing read by Hal Douglas, and you’ve got a blockbuster, my friend! (I want 5 points on the back end, 20% gross on merchandising, an executive producer credit, and a clock radio.)
“The CW’s update of “Melrose Place” has received an official pilot order, and Oscar winner Davis Guggenheim will direct it.”
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CW gives go-ahead to Melrose Place pilot | Entertainment | Reuters
Davis Guggenheim, sometime director of “Deadwood”, moves to “Melrose Place”. The mind reels.
Twitter / DAVID_LYNCH →
twitter.com
Someone with twinges hepped me to this and I’ve never once wanted to join Twitter - until now.
Sometimes I Forget Spam Exists
“First, I must introduce myself I am Mr. Joseph Molango from the diamond-rich district of Sierra Leone and my father was the former Special adviser to the ousted Head of State of Sierra Leone, Major Johnny Paul Koroma. I got your address and other details from the International Chamber of Commerce here in South Africa.”
I sure do wish that the International Chamber of Commerce in South Africa would stop giving out my personal information. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go earn my 25% of $15 million dollars from Sierra Leone.
