“Well, I don’t like delivering things late, but we have to face the reality of the situation.
And if what I liked were reality, I’d be ridin’ around on unicorns 24-fuckin’-7…….and I think we both know that ain’t reality.”
Worked closely with top fashion icons in Grand Junction
can lift 80 lbs barbells
2005-2007: Fuzzy Bunny’s Dance Bar.
- Bartender, bouncer and marketing representative.
- Excelled at managing female employees schedules while monitoring their interaction with customers.
- Obtained excellent interpersonal skills and developed very influential and life long relationships.
I am tired of seeing posts about the following, in no particular order:
1) i can has cheezeburger
2) anything relating to cupcakes
3) anything about how much people love New York City
please stop with all of that.
Davis Guggenheim, sometime director of “Deadwood”, moves to “Melrose Place”. The mind reels.
“First, I must introduce myself I am Mr. Joseph Molango from the diamond-rich district of Sierra Leone and my father was the former Special adviser to the ousted Head of State of Sierra Leone, Major Johnny Paul Koroma. I got your address and other details from the International Chamber of Commerce here in South Africa.”
I sure do wish that the International Chamber of Commerce in South Africa would stop giving out my personal information. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go earn my 25% of $15 million dollars from Sierra Leone.