1. Silverfi (I can’t even finish typing the word.)
2. Acid wash
3. American Apparel models
4. “The Blair Witch Project”
7. Enclosed slides
9. Wet toilet seats
Tracy: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Tracy: No.” —“30 Rock” and the basis for a big ol’ clump of silliness with the belinker cats in Nashville
Frank Langella shows up at my door with half a face and says: “If you press this button, two things will happen: one, you will receive one million dollars. Two, Joe Buck will show up at someone’s house, somewhere in the world, and talk to them about baseball for twenty minutes.”
Chilling, right? What would you do?
Press the button. I could use the cash and could probably head off Buck, provided he’s in town, following his brunch at Schneithorst. I believe I can spare that poor soul the 20 minutes of baseball blather AND buy $2000 worth of ridiculous sweaters at Anthropologie without failing you, Dave Holmes.