January 2009
Firebird — Saint Louis' Best New Rock 'n Roll... →
Bluebird changes to Firebird and STL ain’t happy.
“the logo doesn’t say ‘retro cool’ as much as it says ‘pirated software’”
Also, there’s a lot of really terrible band photography out in the world.
Elephant Eater →
And speaking of, here’s an entire Tumblr dedicated to ELEPHANTS! Hell yes I’m following.
L.A. Zoo responds to Bob Barker's $1.5-million... →
Bob Barker offered $1.5 million to relocate an elephant from a zoo to a sanctuary. I now love Bob Barker and am okay with him hitting on the Barker’s Beauties. I know these things shouldn’t negate each other, but elephants will always win in my book.
SF Restaurant Tips
Staying at the Westin Market Street near Union Square. Anyone have any suggestions for a vegetarian accompanied by a pack of steak eaters?
“Do you know you’re the best brother in the world ? Do you know you’re very...”
– Capucine, best little sister in the world cheering up her older brother. Sometimes I feel she comes from planet Love. (via capucha)
“Something I remember from second grade: “If you’re cold, close your eyes and...”
– Imaginary Socialite
Oh, you charming girl, you.
Current Cravings →
1. Potstickers
2. Sloppy cheese pizza
3. Wet burrito, no meat, no onion, extra salsa
4. Egg salad on toast, extra pickles
Basically, I think I want to go to Taco Town.
Fish and Rice Cakes →
Dream Jobs
Tess, perhaps we can start our own Friend of Elephants company?
1. Professional grocery shopper
2. Owner of a wildly successful chain of Hopscotch gyms
3. Principal of Smart Academy
4. Friend of Elephants (Tess Lynch, CEO)
5. Proprietor of Capricious, a bar with ADHD
tesslynch:
1. Wayne’s World recurring guest star
2. Food critic
3. Shitty but highly-rated interpretive dancer
4....
WatchI want the “shame, shame, shame” song on some sort of playback machine so I can play it at will.
Also, that dude’s a straight up asshole.
thedailywhat:
Most Objectionable Thing You’ll See Today of the Day: Greenwich Village bakery Lafayette French Pastry begin selling “Drunken Negro Face” cookies. Things quickly go from bad to omgnowai.
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XWord Info — All about the New York Times... →
Oh my. I doubt this will help much, but this is the most exciting thing I’ll find all day.
Dear Pharmaceutical Industry
I’ve moved on from passively hating you. I now hate you aggressively. Just thought you should know! H, OAA
