Six Impossible Things

June 2008

Things I Hate #9,287,354

“Flyover States”

Oh, fuck you ego-inflated assholes.  Just ‘cuz you pay more rent than I do doesn’t make you Captain of the Good Ship Awesome.

Jun 30, 2008

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Solution, or Mess? A Milk Jug for a Green Earth - NYTimes.com → nytimes.com

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Pesticide Spraying on Airplanes → ghchealth.com

I learned this today.

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Jun 30, 2008

That Guy From That Stupid Show That Reduced Women To Man-Focused, Cosmopolitan Swilling, Shop-a-holics Leaves Law & Order And They Replace Him With JEFF GOLDBLUM!!! → imnotobsessed.com

Suddenly I’m interested in television again.

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“He’s the kind of guy who hunts walnuts.” —Mikey

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Jun 26, 2008

Whenever I Feel Like Starving Myself, I Just Look At "1 Cup Of Oatmeal With Brown Sugar.doc" → jezebel.com

Brilliant post from Jezebel.com’s resident anonymous model.  Actually, all her posts are brilliant.

Jun 26, 2008

Anna Wintour Front Row Cheats on Roger Federer with Gerard Butler  → fashionologie.com

Anna!  You skank!  How could you be stepping out on my imaginary boyfriend with…with…HIM!  Oh!  To have the problems of Anna Wintour!

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