Six Impossible Things
March 2008
February 2008
Male Reproductive Organ
ESPN.com - ‘Tough luck’: Hossa hurt in Pens debut, out a week - 5 hours ago I did not read that as “Pens”.
“Question I wake to in the mornin’ and pass out with at night: what’s my popularity with my fellow white people?”
—Jane Cannery, “Deadwood”
Report, DFW
1. The water in DFW, for reasons unknown, smells. Even if I’m staying at the Hotel Lumen and showering in their Showers of Pure Delight, I still don’t feel squeaky clean because after I have this dusky, metallic smell. And drinking said water? I feel it has driven me to illness twice in a row.
2. Belmont Hotel is the Texas version of The Standard in WeHo. And I don’t care what you say, Flynn Dekker, I love The Standard.
3. The Balcony Club is truly the only place worth your time in the land of stripmalls and freeways. It’s dark, weird, there’s a painting of Dopey on the wall near the bathroom, and there’s live jazz and Makers. C’mon, this is really it.
4. I am honestly going to miss Andrea and Flynn more than I think I realized. It didn’t seem real until yesterday after the photo shoot when I was thinking I’d talk to Andrea today on the phone about changes or timelines, but I don’t work there anymore. They are really the greatest and I’m making a vow now to not let months pass before I see them again. And nothing’s more serious and binding than vowing on Tumblr, right?
