3. Fighting over who reposted without credit/who reposted with credit but not all of the credit/petty snarkfests over utter BS that get reposted back and forth so not only do I get to read ALL the responses together, but I get to read them one at a freaking time as well
4. Corny quotes from things like “Grey’s Anatomy”
5. Zooey Deschanel (we get it. she’s cute. i agree. but enough is damn well enough.)
I’m feeling turned off by Tumblr today, thus the snarkfest.
tumblr could use a little less of the current pop culture. don’t think I can bear another mary-kate & trashly or zooey poo chanel photo
I was wondering who this Zooey whatever was/is. I thought it was Katie Perry. Whoever that is. All I know is she kissed a girl, really, really liked it and now won’t shut up about it. Can we add Katie Perry to the list?
Be my guest. Who else is on the ever-present radar? Hmmm
I think we’ve all received enough bacon
That last line? The Variety review? That’s what I want on my tombstone.
“It takes the soggy cake for multiple layers of sentimentality topped by indigestible grandiosity.” - Wall Street Journal
“…”Seven Pounds” feels like a half-hour “Twilight Zone” script that has been pressed onto a gob of Silly Putty and stretched to the sinking point.” - Los Angeles Times
“What, for instance, is up with Ben having a pet jellyfish? Why is he calling a blind telephone operator (Woody Harrelson) and mocking his sightlessness? Why, when Ben hangs up, does he weep a bit then beat his coffee table with an expensive-looking chair?” - Boston Globe
“As holiday heartwarmers go, Seven Pounds is so unintentionally ghoulish, it makes Black Christmas look like It’s a Wonderful Life.” - Salon
“Intricately constructed so as to infuriate anyone predominantly guided by rationality and intellect.” - Variety
This morning, I could care less about this movie. But now, I want to see it SO badly you don’t even know.
Is there any greater pleasure in life than reading reviews of something terrible? No.