Meet my new Jawbone UP24. His name’s Harry Flugelman in keeping with my tradition of naming all my tech after “Three Amigos” quotes. Should I not meet my goals, I get to say “you hit Harry Flugelman on a bad day.”

Saying goodbye to Colleen

There’s no place like home.

My sweet Little Bunny died in a tragic accident. I saw the photo and immediately knew it was her, although I didn’t want to believe it and had to go through all the listings hoping maybe it wasn’t real, that it wasn’t true.

Anyone who ever enjoyed dining at Duff’s, please donate to help this sweet girl’s sweet girl.

creaturesofcomfort:

Anita Ekberg attacking photographers outside her house in Rome, 1960.

(via theshinysquirrel)

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“Fischer said that after voting down paycheck equity for women across America, the female Republican senators realized that they themselves were “burdened by the tyranny of equal pay” in the U.S. Senate. “All we are asking for is the same freedom from equal pay that other American women enjoy,” Ayotte said.”
“I don’t use PowerPoint in the same manner as my peers. I am a PowerPoint iconoclast. A PowerPoint auteur. Breathing the spirit of Nouvelle Vague into inspired template tweaked slides. I don’t use PowerPoint to spew hollow facts and meaningless statistics. I aim to deliver revolutionary corporate poetry into the hearts and minds of marketing vice presidents across this country.”

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: I am the Orson Welles of Powerpoint.

Relevant to my Gainful Employment in that people truly believe this IN REAL LIFE.