Only 250,000 sq ft available. Dang.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Just another day at the office.

I read things like this and cry.  Just so you know.

This is the best thing I have learned all day.

livejamie:

This is a Congolese “Sapeur” - They’re gangs of men that spend tens of thousands of dollars on expensive European designer suits while frequently otherwise living in abject poverty.

They have gang battles where instead of fighting each other, they have “Defi de Sape” - They go to another gang’s turf where their presence demands that the host gang run home and change into their finest suits to prove that they’re classier.

Their gangs have names like “L’Association des Anglais” (The Association of Englishmen) and “Deux Grands Dandies de la Capitale” (Two Rich Dandies.)

They are awesome.

I think the Yankees winning the World Series is like a pack of bullies beating up the normal kids and being rewarded.  I’m not a fan of inflated salaries, ridiculous demands, or Steinbrenner no matter how funny his impersonator was on “Seinfeld”.

I have spoken.

In 1989, Top Half Cat was the man to beat.  His senior photo, shown here, was more coveted by the chicks at Roosevelt High than the latest Tiffany album or a Guess! Jeans acid washed jacket.  He was the tops, literally and metaphorically.

(via ericvonmassey)

Oh whatEVER, Mom. (via Kelly Sue)

They grow up so fast.

Just had a meeting in which I said, jokingly, “Hi, I’m Amy” and the people we were meeting with said, “Hall or Billingham?”

Joke: goted.

theconceptlibrarian:

Just got this in today.

“Hey, you got that new book by Mark?”

“Me, or Billingham?”

30 Rock: you have made the name Billingham funny for like five of us, and the rest don’t get it.